Flirting Fun Gifts

'I don't think of you as a sex object, Irene -- I think of you as two sex objects!'

Mating ritual.

"Talk nerdy to me."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Romance

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Why we need poetry. . .

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

I only have eyes for you

"Call me?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

You are my sunshine!

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

'Your place or mine?'

"I wanna be your lapdog."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

Barman In Love.

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'I think I've scored.'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."