Flirt Funny Gifts

'I am usually a leg man but in your case...'

"Talk nerdy to me."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Romance

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Why we need poetry. . .

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Call me?"

I only have eyes for you

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

You are my sunshine!

'Your place or mine?'

"I wanna be your lapdog."

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'I think I've scored.'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

Barman In Love.

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'