Flirt Gifts

'Good Lord, Tiffany! Where did you learn to lick like that?'

'You'd be the wind beneath my wings if I could fly.'

Wildlife Refuge

"Arouse Me!"

U R Hot

"I like a dress that leaves very little to the imagination."

"I wanna be your lapdog."

"You're so good-looking and noble and strong! I can't believe how you fought off that shark!"

"Talk nerdy to me."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Romance

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Why we need poetry. . .

"Call me?"

I only have eyes for you

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

You are my sunshine!

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Your place or mine?'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Barman In Love.

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'I think I've scored.'

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."