Flirtation Gifts

Man driving forklift is distracted by a pretty co-worker and accidentally runs into another colleague.

"Swing me with your words."

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

'I don't know, Sparky. I think you just met your match.'

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

'I hate it when people read over my shoulder.'

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

"Did you score with the twins last night?"

"Talk nerdy to me."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Romance

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Why we need poetry. . .

"Call me?"

I only have eyes for you

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

You are my sunshine!

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'Your place or mine?'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"I wanna be your lapdog."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Barman In Love.

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'I think I've scored.'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'