Flirtation Humor Lover Gifts

'Are you coming on to me?' (woman has bump on her head where man has hit her with his club.)

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

I only have eyes for you

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

Reading the sports pages.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

Aging Problems

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

"Swing me with your words."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'Did you say psst?.'

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

'What d'you mean, I never take you anywhere-who took you to the Festival of Britain?'

Missing Persons - "50 years old, 16 stone and bad tempered... Are you sure you want her back?"

Woman and a Mexican hat.

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

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'Have you beed seeing other females?'

'Silent type, eh?'

'Tell me father, why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be hell.'

"I've never felt this close to anyone before!"