Flirtation Enthusiasts Gifts

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"So how about coming back to my place and I'll explain the Jewish dietary laws to you."

This beer has given me the courage to invite you back to my place. This wine has given me the courage to invite you to drop dead.

"You had me at toro."

"Hold it! My dad warned me about door-to-door salespeople. But he's not around, so come on in."

"Why do men persue women they have no intention of marrying?"

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

I only have eyes for you

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

You are my sunshine!

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

Remarkably Richmond

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'Shuck me.'

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'Did you say psst?.'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

OMG UR HOT

Homophone Encounter

Love in Boom

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

'I can't bear to be without you.'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

"Wow, you look sexy today."