Flirtationship Enthusiast Gifts

"I like you Brad, you may mentally undress me."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

I only have eyes for you

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

You are my sunshine!

Paint pots in love

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

Urns in love

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

'Shuck me.'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

'Did you say psst?.'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

OMG UR HOT

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.