Flirt Enthusiast Gifts

"I had a wonderful time. Would you like to come up for a Half Caff, Ristretto, Quad Grande, 4-Pump, Sugar Free, Cinnamon, Double Soy, Skinny Latte?"

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

You are my sunshine!

"Look! Over there. The cute one."

"It's taken care of - they all chipped in!"

"I guess you have to admire her -- She's always willing to go that extra male."

I only eat animals that were vegetarians

"Of course I could have delivered this letter into your post box but hauling it up to the fourth floor is my personal pleasure! Ummmhh....I mean it's my personal service!"

"Hi, I'm Jim. Which hotel are you staying at?"

"I could get lost in your eyes."

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

"Hey, handsome got a leas? We could have some fun."

'Shuck me.'

Foxy Lady

"Say! Who was that striking bird I saw you with last night?"

'You're smarter than you look? -- well, I should HOPE so!'

'I didn't know self-delusion was considered a mood.'

'Why, Mr. Gallagher, splattery will get you everywhere!'

'Heads up! This guy's a swinger, and I think he's trying to hit on you.'

'Oh miss, you're such a tease!'

My company just cut our pension plan. I can help with that, m'lady. I'm Recession Man! You can bring back our pension? I can bring you lots of back rubs. Can you at least kick the tar out of the executives who cut our retirement benefits? Lady, I'm a lover, not a fighter. Batman! I hate to talk about another superhero, but he doesn't bathe. The Adventures of Recession Man.

"I just love the way he goes 'Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.' "

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

I only have eyes for you

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Your place or mine?'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

Barman In Love.

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'How much would you take off for cash?'