Flirtationship Enthusiast Prints

"I like you Brad, you may mentally undress me."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

I only have eyes for you

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Paint pots in love

You are my sunshine!

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

Urns in love

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

'Shuck me.'

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

'Did you say psst?.'

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

"Wow, you look sexy today."