Flirting Enthusiast Prints

"So there I was, alone in the restaurant, when this girl asked if I was single. I said 'yes' then she took away my extra chair."

'Your intoxication beauty has made me forget my problems, my inhibitions, my wallet. Would you mind paying for the check?'

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

'I'm writing a phone book...Can I have your number, please?'

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

"I never talk to strange men, and you look as strange as hell."

"Dude...Smiley wants to meet me for a burger...maybe it means she's hungry."

"Actually, you're kinda cute. I don't see why a girl like you and a guy like me can't...."

"Suddenly you're keen to join the tennis club."

"My mother says never talk to men on the street. So would you like to come up to my flat?"

"Wanna stop at my place and recharge your laptop after school?"

'I love the smell of your leather dress. It smells like a new car.'

'Hi, beautiful! Where have you been all my life?' 'For most of it I wasn't born!'

'I'm trying to catch some Rays - and some Trevors and some Gavins...'

"Sandro! What a relief to see you up and smoldering again."

"I was only flirting to get..."

'Well, it's been nice chatting with you.'

'Keep in mind I'm beautiful on the inside.'

"That's why, I always recommend amateurs just ignore all winks."

"I'm mildly amused by your condition."

"I always knew you had the hots for me."

"Well, hellooo gorgeous! Did you hear the humans named a position after us?"

"May I eat at the bar ... read your paper, text friends and hit on you?"

"Books -- wow. I love books."

"So, is there a Mrs. Peanut?"

I only have eyes for you

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

You are my sunshine!

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'Shuck me.'