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"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"So how about coming back to my place and I'll explain the Jewish dietary laws to you."

"You had me at toro."

"Hold it! My dad warned me about door-to-door salespeople. But he's not around, so come on in."

"Why do men persue women they have no intention of marrying?"

I only have eyes for you

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

You are my sunshine!

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

'Did you say psst?.'

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

Remarkably Richmond

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'Shuck me.'

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

Homophone Encounter

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

Love in Boom

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

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