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'Silent type, eh?'

"C'mon, Sugar, take a walk on the mild side."

Man at bar opens peacock tail to scared looking woman.

"Wanna do lunch?"

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

Singles Night: 'No, no, it's not you, the problem's with me - it's just that I'm cursed with good taste.'

'What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?' 'What's a nice guy like you doing with a face like that?'

'Why, Mr. Marvell! I love it when you talk metaphysically..!'

"No, you can't have my number but don't worry, I've already got yours!"

'Vocabulary doesn't seem that hard 'til you start trying to use it on girls.'

'Are you trying to play footsie with Miss Pringle again, Arthur?'

"Can your Ted come belle ringing tonight?"

"I'm too old? No way! In fact I feel like a twenty year old....You are in your twenties, aren't you?"

"I don't know if I've mentioned this before, Greg, but you are a very attractive man."

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

"My, oh, my! What a fascinating guy you are, Vincent! But now, if it's not too much trouble, I'd like you to take my order."

"Scratch a chief executive officer, and you'll find a chief executive little boy."

"You've marked me as this night's prey, haven't you, Miss?"

"How's about you and me flying out to Utah and taking a gander at some of the earthworks I've financed."

"How can I access this heart?"

"Oh, I'm sorry - this is George, the first person at this party I thought I was going home with."

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

"You're a certified sexpert? I'm a certified sexpert, too!"

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"You have a lovely preface."

"Friends with social security benefits inquire"

"I met a girl last night. It went well..."

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"Courtesy of the gentleman at the bar."

Man adjusts eye patch so he can see a beautiful woman.

The lost, then found, then lost again art of seduction.

'A penny for your thoughts. Fifty bucks for your panties.'

'You look like a strong man -- could you get the lid off this container of birth control pills?'

"I really enjoyed my first day on the job, guys!"