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'It goes with your eyes.'

"I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"

'getlost@youloser.com is that your real email address?'

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

I only have eyes for you

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

You are my sunshine!

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

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'How much would you take off for cash?'

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

'Did you say psst?.'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'Shuck me.'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

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'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

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Woman and a Mexican hat.

"Wow, you look sexy today."

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

'Silent type, eh?'

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

'I just want you to know, sir, that I have always been a big fan of your income.'

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

'Another martini please.'