Flirting Enthusiasts Pillows

'It goes with your eyes.'

"I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"

'getlost@youloser.com is that your real email address?'

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

I only have eyes for you

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

You are my sunshine!

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'Did you say psst?.'

'Shuck me.'

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

Love in Boom

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

OMG UR HOT

"Wow, you look sexy today."

'Silent type, eh?'

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

'I just want you to know, sir, that I have always been a big fan of your income.'

'Another martini please.'

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

Inappropriate horse whispering.

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"