Flirt Enthusiasts Pillows

'Hi soldier...'

I only have eyes for you

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

You are my sunshine!

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

Barman In Love.

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

'Did you say psst?.'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

'Shuck me.'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

OMG UR HOT

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"Wow, you look sexy today."

Love in Boom

'Silent type, eh?'

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

'I just want you to know, sir, that I have always been a big fan of your income.'

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

Inappropriate horse whispering.

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"