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'I'm sorry, but I only dance with podiatrists.'

'Who do you think you're kidding? — the AARP doesn't have secret agents!'

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

I only have eyes for you

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

You are my sunshine!

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

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'How much would you take off for cash?'

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

'Did you say psst?.'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'Shuck me.'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

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Woman and a Mexican hat.

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

'Silent type, eh?'

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

"I hope you don't think I'm the kind who would hibernate on the first date."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

'Another martini please.'

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"