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Fun at the Office #237: SUPERVISOR GROUPIES (FEMALE)

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

I only have eyes for you

You are my sunshine!

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"I wanna be your lapdog."

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'Shuck me.'

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

Remarkably Richmond

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

'Did you say psst?.'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

Homophone Encounter

'I can't bear to be without you.'

"Arouse Me!"

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

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'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

'Silent type, eh?'

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

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"I like a dress that leaves very little to the imagination."

"She said don't forget the straw."

Fresh Lobster

"Is it horny in here, or is it just me?"

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'