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Fun at the Office #237: SUPERVISOR GROUPIES (FEMALE)

I only have eyes for you

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

You are my sunshine!

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"I wanna be your lapdog."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'Did you say psst?.'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

Remarkably Richmond

'Shuck me.'

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

"Arouse Me!"

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

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Homophone Encounter

'I can't bear to be without you.'

'Silent type, eh?'

"She said don't forget the straw."

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

"I like a dress that leaves very little to the imagination."

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

A complimentary biscuit

"Is it horny in here, or is it just me?"

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"Wanna do lunch?"