Flirty Fan Pillows

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"-and give their hunky centre forward a big,juicy smacker from me!"

You are my sunshine!

'I think I've scored.'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

Remarkably Richmond

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

'Shuck me.'

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

"Wow, you look sexy today."

Love in Boom

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

'I can't bear to be without you.'

Homophone Encounter

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

"She said don't forget the straw."

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

A complimentary biscuit

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

A sheep in Tom Wolfe's clothing

Valentine man in underpants.

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

"I've fallen for you hook, line and really BIG sinker."

Sexy Slot Machine

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

"For all we know, a giant meteor could fall out of the sky and eradicate us all. So what do you say we make a little prehistory together?"

'I'm writing a phone book...Can I have your number, please?'

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."