Flirty Fan Prints

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"-and give their hunky centre forward a big,juicy smacker from me!"

You are my sunshine!

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'I think I've scored.'

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

'Shuck me.'

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

Remarkably Richmond

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

Love in Boom

Homophone Encounter

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

'I can't bear to be without you.'

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

A complimentary biscuit

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

"She said don't forget the straw."

Valentine man in underpants.

"I've fallen for you hook, line and really BIG sinker."

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

Sexy Slot Machine

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

'I'm writing a phone book...Can I have your number, please?'

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

'Let's go somewhere where I can be alone.'

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'