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'May I see your telephone number?'

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'I think I've scored.'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'Did you say psst?.'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

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'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

'I can't bear to be without you.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

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"Forget it - she's out of your league."

'Silent type, eh?'

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"She said don't forget the straw."

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'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"Wanna do lunch?"

Valentine man in underpants.

"I've fallen for you hook, line and really BIG sinker."

'You had me at hell.'

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'