Flirtatious Banter Fans Pillows

Aren't you going to invite me into chambers? I would, but I have a chambersmate.

'A cheeky red?'

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

"I'm sorry, Doctor, when you said benign growth, I thought you were referring to my husband."

"Is it horny in here, or is it just me?"

Fresh Lobster

'Nobody goes there any more.' - 'It's too crowded.'

"Is there a humorist in the house?"

"O.K., your mouth may be clean but I'll bet your mind is filthy."

"Note to self...'NICE APPS' is not a good opening line."

"With the pretzels I recommend a hearty burgundy, with the goldfish a blanc de blancs."

"She doesn't have the hots for you. She doesn't even have the lukewarms for you."

'Today is. . . Tuesday! We are going. . . on a picnic. . . I am. . . an idiot.'

'Because it's the only thing that still whistles at me. That's why I keep it.'

Propriety

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

"I try to keep my coffee buzz going till the Martini buzz kicks in."

'Permission to flirt with the witness, your honor?'

'As soon as we exchaged vows we started exchanging barbs.'

"I'm interested in the debt consolidation package your bank has been advertising...."

"Yeah, our first album went vinyl."

A young man replying cheekily to an older gentleman

"Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"

You throw poop like a girl.

"Look, honey, they're erecting a statue of you in the park—oh, now they're taking it down."

"You had me at hell."

Chemistry Trash Talk: 'I heard your mama thinks Pasteurized milk was named for Louis Pasteurize.'

"Wanna go for a ride on the trouser snake?"

Hunting Party in the Highlands.

'I didn't invent fire, but I like to think I've perfected playing with it.'