Flirtatious Banter Fans Gifts

'A cheeky red?'

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

"Is it horny in here, or is it just me?"

"Is there a humorist in the house?"

'Nobody goes there any more.' - 'It's too crowded.'

"O.K., your mouth may be clean but I'll bet your mind is filthy."

"Note to self...'NICE APPS' is not a good opening line."

"She doesn't have the hots for you. She doesn't even have the lukewarms for you."

'Because it's the only thing that still whistles at me. That's why I keep it.'

'Today is. . . Tuesday! We are going. . . on a picnic. . . I am. . . an idiot.'

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

Propriety

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...

"With the pretzels I recommend a hearty burgundy, with the goldfish a blanc de blancs."

"I try to keep my coffee buzz going till the Martini buzz kicks in."

"Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"

"Look, honey, they're erecting a statue of you in the park—oh, now they're taking it down."

A young man replying cheekily to an older gentleman

"You had me at hell."

'Permission to flirt with the witness, your honor?'

"I'm interested in the debt consolidation package your bank has been advertising...."

"Yeah, our first album went vinyl."

'As soon as we exchaged vows we started exchanging barbs.'

Chemistry Trash Talk: 'I heard your mama thinks Pasteurized milk was named for Louis Pasteurize.'

'I didn't invent fire, but I like to think I've perfected playing with it.'

"Not to brag, but I once blew a vaping cloud so big the Met Office gave it a name."

"Wanna go for a ride on the trouser snake?"