Playful Banter Aficionados Pillows

"Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"

'A cheeky red?'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

"Mister, I don't know if the glass is half full or half empty. It's 12 dollars."

"Yes, you look presentable. Now get on!"

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

'Sorry, I don't carry cash, I'm married!'

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

"We met in the Galapagos."

Propriety

'Today is. . . Tuesday! We are going. . . on a picnic. . . I am. . . an idiot.'

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...

"I try to keep my coffee buzz going till the Martini buzz kicks in."

'Well, if you need me to put it into 'layman's terms' maybe you should be talking to someone with a lower IQ.'

'We were playing doctor until she hit me with a malpractice suit!'

"I'm interested in the debt consolidation package your bank has been advertising...."

"Ever notice that you finish my sentences and. . ."

"I'd feel a lot better if I had $41,568,946 in my checking account."

"I'm saving my abstinence for marriage."

'As soon as we exchaged vows we started exchanging barbs.'

"Plus cute. Did I mention extremely cute, for a fusion chef?"

A young man replying cheekily to an older gentleman

"That is not what I call casual sex, Jennifer...I'm exhausted."

"If you don't want me to sound like that when I imitate you, then don't sound like that when you talk to me."

Carrie used sunscreen but it didn't completely block all the Rays. 'Hey, baby...Name's Raymond.What's yours?'

"Wanna go for a ride on the trouser snake?"

The Enemies

'I called it first!'

'We had no choice, ump. Their pitcher threw a brushback, and so we retaliated with a burshback...'