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"Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"

'A cheeky red?'

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

"I'm sorry, Doctor, when you said benign growth, I thought you were referring to my husband."

"Mister, I don't know if the glass is half full or half empty. It's 12 dollars."

"Yes, you look presentable. Now get on!"

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

'Sorry, I don't carry cash, I'm married!'

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

"We met in the Galapagos."

Propriety

'Today is. . . Tuesday! We are going. . . on a picnic. . . I am. . . an idiot.'

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...

"I try to keep my coffee buzz going till the Martini buzz kicks in."

'We were playing doctor until she hit me with a malpractice suit!'

'Well, if you need me to put it into 'layman's terms' maybe you should be talking to someone with a lower IQ.'

I didn't think I would, but I miss being booed.

"I'm interested in the debt consolidation package your bank has been advertising...."

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, BOO! Did I scare you? Regards, Rick in Seattle. (Actual reader letter). Ask Sadie at asksadieshow@gmail.com. Yeah, I'm really scared. Aren't you, Rudy? Boo, Rudy! Boooooo! That, however, terrifies me. Sorry, you were saying? Some guy tweeted his breakfast menu.(This cartoon was originally published on 2014-07-07)

"I'd feel a lot better if I had $41,568,946 in my checking account."

"I'm saving my abstinence for marriage."

A young man replying cheekily to an older gentleman

"Plus cute. Did I mention extremely cute, for a fusion chef?"

'As soon as we exchaged vows we started exchanging barbs.'

"Ever notice that you finish my sentences and. . ."

Fireside Chat with: Recession Man! (A superhero who comes to the aid of gals distressed by tough economic times). It's the middle of summer, Recession Man. So. R. Why are we having a fireside chat? Shouldn't we be somewhere cooler? The dancing flames pick up the light in your eyes. But I'm hot. It's hot in here. Take off your outer layer. Tomorrow: Recession man saves the day.

Carrie used sunscreen but it didn't completely block all the Rays. 'Hey, baby...Name's Raymond.What's yours?'

"Wanna go for a ride on the trouser snake?"

'I called it first!'

"That is not what I call casual sex, Jennifer...I'm exhausted."

"If you don't want me to sound like that when I imitate you, then don't sound like that when you talk to me."

The Enemies