Fans Of Witty Banter Pillows

"Wanna go for a ride on the trouser snake?"

"You don't either have a previous engagement!"

'A cheeky red?'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

A lesson in wit

'Yeah, but tomorrow I'll be sober, and you'll still be a giraffe!'

"The Loyalty Card program has changed. Management now requires you to get a Loyalty Forehead Tattoo of the bar's logo."

"Hey, that's what everyone thinks about the strategic planning department! I've got a crystal ball and we all study the occult! Hah Hah Hah!..."

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

"At work, they call me benchmark."

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

"Any chance of some credit?"

'Sorry, I don't carry cash, I'm married!'

Home Business - Wife.

'You're sexy when your mind is somewhere else.'

'Today is. . . Tuesday! We are going. . . on a picnic. . . I am. . . an idiot.'

"I try to keep my coffee buzz going till the Martini buzz kicks in."

'The wife and I have decided to nominate our weekly drink-free days as tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.'

'Well, if you need me to put it into 'layman's terms' maybe you should be talking to someone with a lower IQ.'

"Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"

"You're a plumber, I'm a doctor. Now that I've given you some free medical advice, how about stepping into my kitchen and fixing my leaky faucet?"

"I'm interested in the debt consolidation package your bank has been advertising...."

A young man replying cheekily to an older gentleman

You must be this tall to bump head on sign.

'If you are a complete pessimist does it mean you are positively negative!'

'As soon as we exchaged vows we started exchanging barbs.'

"No offense..."

'You've had enough to drink when you feel sophisticated and can't pronounce it.'

'Thanks but we really can't accept...'

"How about I give you a black eye?"

"That is not what I call casual sex, Jennifer...I'm exhausted."