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'May I see your telephone number?'

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'I think I've scored.'

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

Remarkably Richmond

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'Did you say psst?.'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

Homophone Encounter

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

'I can't bear to be without you.'

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

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"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'Silent type, eh?'

A complimentary biscuit

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"She said don't forget the straw."

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"Wanna do lunch?"

'You had me at hell.'

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

Valentine man in underpants.

"I've fallen for you hook, line and really BIG sinker."

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"

"For all we know, a giant meteor could fall out of the sky and eradicate us all. So what do you say we make a little prehistory together?"

Did you actually pass the bar? Usually, I go in at lunch for a beer, but yes, today I passed it. Care to join me when I do go in later?