Flirting Fan T-Shirts

'You're a bookmaker? Gee -- a literary man!'

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

I only have eyes for you

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

You are my sunshine!

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'I think I've scored.'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

'Did you say psst?.'

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

Remarkably Richmond

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'Shuck me.'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

Homophone Encounter

'I can't bear to be without you.'

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

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Love in Boom

'Silent type, eh?'

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

"She said don't forget the straw."

A complimentary biscuit