Flirtation Fan T-Shirts

'Just looking, thanks.'

Call me!

'...I love it when you talk dirty!'

'No, I don't like dancing.'

Man squeezing a sausage out of his hot dog roll

"I'm ready to get busy."

"I brung a rodeo cowboy back to my place. Bless his heart, He was braggin' about an 8 second ride."

'Great legs, fine nose, excellent body - are you talking about the wine or the waitress?'

Hard worker

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

Homophone Encounter

'Oh yes, a younger vintage suits me just fine.'

'I can't bear to be without you.'

"My name is chastity but don't read too much into it."

Valentine man in underpants.

"I'd hit that."

Christmas Party Pick-up Lines.

'How will I know when I've found my soul mate, Fang?'

'Oh, him? That's my wingman.'

"Oh, it's you Jane. I didn't recognize you standing up."

"Feel my shirt! Wanna Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material!"

"Mmm... Out of my league?"

"Funny, your wife said you don't like gossiping."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"I'm sure we once slept together."

Baldo and a girl splash back and forth at the pool.

"We can't go on meeting like this, I'm practically broke."

"For all we know, a giant meteor could fall out of the sky and eradicate us all. So what do you say we make a little prehistory together?"

"Check it out! It's that new girl, Maribel!"

"All I said was, 'I'd like to see more of you'!"

"There is one who doesn't hide what he is looking for!"

"Oh, I don't know, I find him quite appealing!"

"Hey - you smell cute!. . ."

Remarkably Richmond

"Y'see - I'm what you'd call a 'new man...'"