Flirtation Humor Fan T-Shirts

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

I only have eyes for you

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

Remarkably Richmond

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'Did you say psst?.'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"Swing me with your words."

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

OMG UR HOT

'I can't bear to be without you.'

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

Homophone Encounter

'Silent type, eh?'

A complimentary biscuit

'Another martini please.'

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

Inappropriate horse whispering.