Flirtation Comedy T-Shirts

"We have to stop meeting this way, Allison!"

"Talk nerdy to me."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Romance

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Why we need poetry. . .

I only have eyes for you

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"Call me?"

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

You are my sunshine!

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"I wanna be your lapdog."

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

Barman In Love.

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'I think I've scored.'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'