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'I really need to do a better job masking my scent!'

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'Did you say psst?.'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"Swing me with your words."

"The etchings are in the library."

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

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'Silent type, eh?'

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"Wanna do lunch?"

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

'You had me at hell.'

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

"He hasn't got much chance with her. She just told me to get lost, and I'm her husband!"

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"Here's a guy who has women falling over him."

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

"So, back to my place?"

Jerry realized he had been flirting with Gina's wrong end for the past hour.

This beer has given me the courage to invite you back to my place. This wine has given me the courage to invite you to drop dead.

"I don't know if I've mentioned this before, Greg, but you are a very attractive man."