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'I really need to do a better job masking my scent!'

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'Did you say psst?.'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"Swing me with your words."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"The etchings are in the library."

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

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'Silent type, eh?'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"Wanna do lunch?"

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

"He hasn't got much chance with her. She just told me to get lost, and I'm her husband!"

'You had me at hell.'

"Here's a guy who has women falling over him."

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

"I think she likes me - she says I'm beyond being and nothingness!"

Jerry realized he had been flirting with Gina's wrong end for the past hour.

"You literally take my breath away."

"I don't know if I've mentioned this before, Greg, but you are a very attractive man."