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Your place or mine, or right here?

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

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"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Remarkably Richmond

'Did you say psst?.'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

"Swing me with your words."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

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Homophone Encounter

Woman and a Mexican hat.

'I can't bear to be without you.'

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'Silent type, eh?'

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

'Another martini please.'

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

"She said don't forget the straw."

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

Inappropriate horse whispering.

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"