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Your place or mine, or right here?

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

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'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"Swing me with your words."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Remarkably Richmond

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'Did you say psst?.'

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"Forget it - she's out of your league."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

'I can't bear to be without you.'

Homophone Encounter

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

'Silent type, eh?'

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

Inappropriate horse whispering.

A complimentary biscuit

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"She said don't forget the straw."

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

'Another martini please.'

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'