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'Uh oh. Operators are standing by.'

"Call me?"

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'Did you say psst?.'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

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'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

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"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'Silent type, eh?'

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

"Is it horny in here, or is it just me?"

"Wanna do lunch?"

"Oops! Sorry, I gave you the net figures not the gross figures."

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

'You had me at hell.'

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

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'I'm writing a phone book...Can I have your number, please?'