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"You make physical therapy for my back so much fun!"

"Call me?"

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

You are my sunshine!

"I wanna be your lapdog."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

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'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'Shuck me.'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'Did you say psst?.'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

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"Arouse Me!"

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

"The etchings are in the library."

'Silent type, eh?'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"I like a dress that leaves very little to the imagination."

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"Wanna do lunch?"

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"He hasn't got much chance with her. She just told me to get lost, and I'm her husband!"

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'