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Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"Call me?"

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

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'Your place or mine?'

"I wanna be your lapdog."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

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'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'Did you say psst?.'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'Shuck me.'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"Arouse Me!"

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

"I'd like to be the cream in your coffee."

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"The etchings are in the library."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'Silent type, eh?'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

"I like a dress that leaves very little to the imagination."

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"Wanna do lunch?"

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

'You had me at hell.'

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."