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'Hi soldier...'

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

I only have eyes for you

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

You are my sunshine!

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

Barman In Love.

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'Shuck me.'

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'Did you say psst?.'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"I'd like to be the cream in your coffee."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

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'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

Love in Boom

'Silent type, eh?'

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

'I just want you to know, sir, that I have always been a big fan of your income.'

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"