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"Is it horny in here, or is it just me?"

"Yeah, our first album went vinyl."

'When you take off your glasses and put a bag over your head you're gorgeous!'

'No, you may not freshen my drink...'

'Get your credit card ready. . . you've pulled.'

"You really are a thinker, aren't you?"

'Your plaice or mine?'

'Because it's the only thing that still whistles at me. That's why I keep it.'

"She doesn't have the hots for you. She doesn't even have the lukewarms for you."

"I'm male, you're female. Do the math."

"You had me at hell."

"Note to self...'NICE APPS' is not a good opening line."

I only have eyes for you

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

You are my sunshine!

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

'Shuck me.'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'Did you say psst?.'

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

Love in Boom

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'