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"Is it horny in here, or is it just me?"

Fresh Lobster

"Yeah, our first album went vinyl."

'When you take off your glasses and put a bag over your head you're gorgeous!'

'No, you may not freshen my drink...'

'Get your credit card ready. . . you've pulled.'

"You really are a thinker, aren't you?"

'Your plaice or mine?'

'Because it's the only thing that still whistles at me. That's why I keep it.'

"She doesn't have the hots for you. She doesn't even have the lukewarms for you."

"I'm male, you're female. Do the math."

"You had me at hell."

"Note to self...'NICE APPS' is not a good opening line."

I only have eyes for you

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

You are my sunshine!

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

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That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'Shuck me.'

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

'Did you say psst?.'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

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'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'