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'You remind me of the ocean. . . you make me sick.'

Bad Flower Pick Up Lines

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

'I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.'

'Oh, don't mind George. He visited one of those geneaology sites and discovered that he's descended from Casanova.'

'You know, it's very rude not to look somebody in the eye when you talk to them. What are you looking at anyway?'

'Alright guys, move along...Those librarians are here for reference. You're not allowed to check them out.'

'And don't worry about returning it on time-I'll come round and fetch it!'

'Wow, I like the look of that.'

'I'm not playing hard to get. I'm a lesbian.'

Why don't we wait until we know each other better before I tell you how I got the name 'Humpty'.

'Did you ever notice how kids always like to play with the box the toys came in?' ... 'I'd like to play with the box your kids came in...'

'Another martini please.'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'I'm 50 percent lovable and 50 percent bitch. Don't push it.'

'You asked her to go out with you?', 'Yes, but she says there's a lengthy approval process.'

'Keep looking,m'dear-I'm sure there's a good conduct medal in there somewhere!'

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

'You think you make me nervous? Don't flatter yourself, hot shot.'

Man and Two Women in a Bar.

Inappropriate horse whispering.

"Are you really a young earth theorist or are you just flattering me?"

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

Kissagram

"Buy a girl a drink, big fella?"

"This next work was written at the height of romanticism - in fact it would help if the attractive lady in row 3 were to join me on the stool."

A woman watches a man drum for her.

"I'd be gorgeous too if you'd had as many as I have."

"Oh yes - I'm very sensitive...I even cried at my own birth...!"

"Lets put it this way: have you ever taken a bath without actually stepping into the tub?"

"What do you mean - $300?!"

"Say, haven't we merged before?"

Snowman Romance

'Oi! Take your eyes off 'im - he's my bitch!'

"I love the way you use your bulk."