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'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."

'Well I thought he was charming, until he told me that the first thing he ever noticed about me was my eyes. It made me feel so ugly!'

"You are just playing hard to get."

'Of course you fancy me - Look how you make my glasses steam up!'

'The way the light from your cell reflects on your face is very romantic.'

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

"Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"

I only have eyes for you

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

You are my sunshine!

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

Remarkably Richmond

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

'Did you say psst?.'

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'Shuck me.'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

Love in Boom

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'