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'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."

'Well I thought he was charming, until he told me that the first thing he ever noticed about me was my eyes. It made me feel so ugly!'

"You are just playing hard to get."

'Of course you fancy me - Look how you make my glasses steam up!'

'The way the light from your cell reflects on your face is very romantic.'

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

"Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

I only have eyes for you

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

You are my sunshine!

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

Remarkably Richmond

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'Shuck me.'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'Did you say psst?.'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

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"Forget it - she's out of your league."

Love in Boom

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

Woman and a Mexican hat.