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'You look like a strong man -- could you get the lid off this container of birth control pills?'

"I'm not wearing any underwear."

"I love a man with an untrimmed crust."

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

… and that leads us to the larger question: Why floss? How do we decide to endure the short-term pain of getting between the teeth? After all, the implications of not flossing may wall not be experienced for years. It is, in many ways, a question for our era. Do I know you? But the kiss. Only a well-maintained mouth can deliver the perfect kiss. I'm listening, dreamy stranger.

"Lovely cocktail party, but where's everyone?"

'If that's a woman wanting to know what you're wearing, it's for me, despite the fact that your're naked.'

'Have a nice day! See you later!'

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

"....And I don't believe this is really an indoor pool either!"

"Hello, I'm Britney."

"Wanna go out sometime – soon?"

I only have eyes for you

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

'How much would you take off for cash?'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'Did you say psst?.'

Remarkably Richmond

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Swing me with your words."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

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