Flirtation Fans Gifts

'You look like a strong man -- could you get the lid off this container of birth control pills?'

"I'm not wearing any underwear."

"I love a man with an untrimmed crust."

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

"Lovely cocktail party, but where's everyone?"

'If that's a woman wanting to know what you're wearing, it's for me, despite the fact that your're naked.'

'Have a nice day! See you later!'

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

"....And I don't believe this is really an indoor pool either!"

"Hello, I'm Britney."

"Wanna go out sometime – soon?"

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

I only have eyes for you

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

Remarkably Richmond

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"Swing me with your words."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'Did you say psst?.'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

'I can't bear to be without you.'