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"I'm not as old or as young as you think I am."

"Man cannot live on bread alone - he needs a bit of crumpet too."

I only have eyes for you

Babe Magnet

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"You should only believe half of what I tell you."

"The catch of the day, madame, is me!"

"Hey, are you here for a divorce, too!?"

"I'm the most pathetic man on earth."

"Used here, or to go?"

"... Yes, you can still chase after girls. Just make sure you don't catch any."

Jim and His Latest.

'Drop dead gorgeous.'

'Can't you get it through your thick Dutch head? We don't want to see your ruddy etchings!'

'I love it when you oink dirty to me...'

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Although he had a face like a camel, Roy sure had a way with the ladies.

"You know it's true what they say about guys with big feet."

"When you're finished not looking at here, can you divert your non-attention to me?"

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

You are my sunshine!

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

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That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'