Flirting Fanatic T-Shirts

Janine often played hard to get. Rid of.

"You can watch if you like."

Photographs of Neville gave gals an itch they found difficult to scratch.

"I know what's going on here - you just want to enrich my microbiome."

I only have eyes for you

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

You are my sunshine!

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

'Shuck me.'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'Did you say psst?.'

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

"Wow, you look sexy today."

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

Love in Boom

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'Silent type, eh?'

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

A Friend in Need.

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

Inappropriate horse whispering.

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"