Flirting Fanatic T-Shirts

Janine often played hard to get. Rid of.

"You can watch if you like."

Photographs of Neville gave gals an itch they found difficult to scratch.

"I know what's going on here - you just want to enrich my microbiome."

I only have eyes for you

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

You are my sunshine!

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

'How much would you take off for cash?'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

'Shuck me.'

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'Did you say psst?.'

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

Love in Boom

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

OMG UR HOT

'Silent type, eh?'

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

A Friend in Need.

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"