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"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

I only have eyes for you

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

You are my sunshine!

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

'Did you say psst?.'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'Shuck me.'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'How much would you take off for cash?'

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'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

Love in Boom

'Silent type, eh?'

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

A Friend in Need.

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

Inappropriate horse whispering.

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"