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'I'm sorry, but I only dance with podiatrists.'

'Who do you think you're kidding? — the AARP doesn't have secret agents!'

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

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Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

You are my sunshine!

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

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That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'Shuck me.'

'Did you say psst?.'

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

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"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

Love in Boom

"Wow, you look sexy today."

'Silent type, eh?'

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

Inappropriate horse whispering.

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"