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'Do you mind if I smoke?' 'I don't mind if you burn!'

'So which is it - transfixed by my beauty or standing on my ten-pound note?'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

"Hey baby. Check out my mom. . ."

"Call me?"

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

I only have eyes for you

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

You are my sunshine!

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Sitting in a tree

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Valentine Day

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

Love Birds love just being together

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'Did you say psst?.'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'Shuck me.'

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

Banana Smoothie

Love in Boom

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

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