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'Do you mind if I smoke?' 'I don't mind if you burn!'

'So which is it - transfixed by my beauty or standing on my ten-pound note?'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

"Hey baby. Check out my mom. . ."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"Call me?"

I only have eyes for you

You are my sunshine!

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Sitting in a tree

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

Valentine Day

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

Love Birds love just being together

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

'Did you say psst?.'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'Shuck me.'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

You just keep giving.

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Love in Boom

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'