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"Fortunately, I'm a specialist, Miss Dawson, because you're special."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

I only have eyes for you

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

You are my sunshine!

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

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'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'Shuck me.'

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'Did you say psst?.'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

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Love in Boom

'Silent type, eh?'

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

Inappropriate horse whispering.

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

'Another martini please.'

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"