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Love

"I'm not as old or as young as you think I am."

"Man cannot live on bread alone - he needs a bit of crumpet too."

I only have eyes for you

Babe Magnet

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"You should only believe half of what I tell you."

"The catch of the day, madame, is me!"

"Hey, are you here for a divorce, too!?"

"I'm the most pathetic man on earth."

"Used here, or to go?"

"... Yes, you can still chase after girls. Just make sure you don't catch any."

Jim and His Latest.

'Drop dead gorgeous.'

'Can't you get it through your thick Dutch head? We don't want to see your ruddy etchings!'

'I'm looking for Brad Pitt - not an armpit.'

'I love it when you oink dirty to me...'

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Although he had a face like a camel, Roy sure had a way with the ladies.

"You know it's true what they say about guys with big feet."

Would you care to go to the after-party with me? After what? I'll think of something.

"When you're finished not looking at here, can you divert your non-attention to me?"

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

You are my sunshine!

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

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'Did you say psst?.'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'