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'Hey, eyes up here.'

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

I only have eyes for you

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

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'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'Did you say psst?.'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

Love in Boom

Homophone Encounter

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

'I can't bear to be without you.'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

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'Silent type, eh?'

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'