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'Hey, eyes up here.'

I only have eyes for you

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

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'How much would you take off for cash?'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

'Did you say psst?.'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

Remarkably Richmond

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

Homophone Encounter

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"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

'I can't bear to be without you.'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

Love in Boom

'Silent type, eh?'

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

"She said don't forget the straw."