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"Sex is a reward system for passing on our genetic codes."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

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"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

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"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

'Did you say psst?.'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

Remarkably Richmond

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

"Swing me with your words."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

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'I can't bear to be without you.'

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

Homophone Encounter

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

'Silent type, eh?'

Inappropriate horse whispering.

A complimentary biscuit

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"