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"Sex is a reward system for passing on our genetic codes."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

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"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

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'Did you say psst?.'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

Remarkably Richmond

"Swing me with your words."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

Homophone Encounter

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

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'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

'I can't bear to be without you.'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

'Silent type, eh?'

A complimentary biscuit

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"