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"When we go for walks, Young Master refers to me as his favourite "Chick Magnet": What does that mean?"

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

I only have eyes for you

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

"Swing me with your words."

'Did you say psst?.'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

OMG UR HOT

Woman and a Mexican hat.

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'Silent type, eh?'

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

Inappropriate horse whispering.

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

'Another martini please.'

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Wanna do lunch?"

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

Snowman Romance

'You dance like my mother.'

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."