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"When we go for walks, Young Master refers to me as his favourite "Chick Magnet": What does that mean?"

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

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"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

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'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"Swing me with your words."

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'Did you say psst?.'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

Woman and a Mexican hat.

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

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'Silent type, eh?'

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

Inappropriate horse whispering.

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

'Another martini please.'

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Wanna do lunch?"

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

'You dance like my mother.'

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

"The catch of the day, madame, is me!"